My Wasted Breath

She slid into the booth across from me, whilst I was in the middle of getting happily, completely drunk and said what was perhaps the crazie...

 She stretched lazily as she lay there overpopulating my bed by a factor of one, but I was not one to complain. I don't like to burden m...

 I like to play darts. I am bad at darts. I lose a lot more dart games than I win. However, that does not stop me from playing darts. When...

 Despite what they tell you in the movies, the barrel of a gun isn't exactly cold when it is pressed to the back of your neck. I became ...

He looked me in the eyes and said "don't fill the hours of your life with empty words." I wasn't exactly sure what he mean...

 All these years, where have I been? I am here, I am looking around for an answer to a question that I am afraid to ask. She said you are no...

 Ernst Hemingway once said that "critics are men that watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors." Tr...